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Joke of the Day
"Why did the French construct the Maginot Line? To keep the Nazis in Czech!"
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"Why do jewish women like circumcised penises? What jew doesn't like 10% off?"
"If a cannibal ate a comedian... ...that could lead to some funny shit"
"Almost all of the guys I drafted for my fantasy football team are football players which I think was a smart move"
"TIFU : I got the wrong zoo magazine Oops wrong sub"
"Doctor: How long has this been bothering you? Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's."
"Her: You have selective hearing. You never hear criticism and only hear things that make you look good. Me: Thanks, you look good too."
"Dont Use Your Dirty Mind **What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!**"
"An evil villain is on the loose Ant-Man: Yellowjacket again? [giant kid with magnifying glass emerges] Ant-Man: You gotta be kidding me"
"A Zen student asked his master, ""Is it OK to use email?"" ""Yes,"" replied the master, ""But no attachments."""