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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elifino!"
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"Modified oldie: My dick is ... Boaster: My dick is 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule Boaster+: And mines one metre but I don't use it as a foot!"
"If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell"
"How do trains from different countries understand each other? With a trainslator"
"What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout? Sorbet"
"My sex change from male to female My sex change operation from male to female went really well yesterday. It was so successful, I'm still trying to reverse out the fucking hospital car park!"
"HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA GET YOUR VACCINE AT WALGREENS TODAY"
"Man, I sure love gravity It's really down to earth"
"Sometimes I think Scientology was secretly started by Mormons so they could have a religion to make fun of."
"Once you go black, that toe's gotta come off"