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Joke of the Day

"I can do number tricks in my head They do cartwheels and handstands."

"What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!"

"I saw this cute homeless girl on the street.. ..so I asked her if I could take her home. She smiled and said ""sure"", boy the look on her face when I walked off with her cardboard box..."

"Blondes are dumb whores... They all think less than equals three."

"You can never tell when someone's had plastic surgery. It always looks super real & not weird or awful. You should get some."

"How do you get a blonde on a roof? Tell her drinks are on the house."

"Damn, Starbucks. Not only do you spell my name completely wrong AND screw up my order, but on my way out some woman keeps calling me a thief"

"My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark."

"Feminism thats the joke"

"Bob and Sei are launching fireworks on the 4th of July. In an accident, Bob launches a firework into Sei's eye. Bob turns to Sei and says, ""Oh, Sei, can you see?"""