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Joke of the Day
"I wish MacDonalds would hurry up and put the MacBook on the dollar menu already."
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"What's the hardest part about eating a vegtable? The wheelchair."
"A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender asks: what'll you have? Ghost says: I'm here for the boos."
"All the dads with weekend custody are crowding up the donut shop."
"I have no business with you, unless behind the bushes."
"What kind of bees give milk? boobies"
"My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow. That means no black people. (Credit goes to a person on either America's Got Talent or Britain's Got Talent, can't remember which)"
"What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg)"
"What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ? Soul"
"What do you call a trio of Muslims? The Three Mosqueteers."