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Joke of the Day
"I wish MacDonalds would hurry up and put the MacBook on the dollar menu already."
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"Sochi Nobody's going to be Rushin there."
"The doctors say I suffer from insanity, but they have it all wrong. I enjoy every minute of it."
"When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, ""So, what did she say?"" I'm funny that way."
"my brother turned 30 this weekend and i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her we're growing up too fast ""they're eating dog food"""
"I thought the thieves stealing my dinner was bad But this one takes the cake"
"Two rednecks are having sex -""Who's your daddy!! Who's your daddy!!"" -""You are."""
"To the people who don't like me... suck it. To the people that do like me... same thing. "
"""My mom was a famous YouTuber."" ""How embarrassing."" - the future"
"If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would just have two dinners."