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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever seen the inside of an ac compressor? It's really cool."

"What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus."

"I like my women how I like my dial-up Internet Always going down on me..."

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"Women don't want to hear a man's opinion... ...They just want to hear their own in a deeper voice. (Credit to Jeff Foxworthy)"

"A rude answer to when someone tells you they want something that isnt going to happen. Want in one hand and shit in the other one, then tell me which one fills up first."

"[7am] *drinks 19 cups of coffee for work *can't stay awake [9pm] *takes a sip of coffee [2am] I should vacuum the dog"

"Jokes on her! I LIKE sleeping on the couch."

"She said we needed to talk and... I said, ""Yeah, I think we should break up, too."" She said, ""About where to eat."" ""Oh,"" I said, ""Pizza?"""

"What do you get when you mix a penis with a potato? A dick-tater"