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Joke of the Day
"Being a racist zebra seems difficult."
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"[MEGATHREAD] The Post Formerly Known as Prince Since he's gone."
"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"
"When you're down 'neath the sea, and an eel bites your knee... That's a moray!"
"The word of the day is: bishop My sister fell down the stairs, i had to pick the bitch up"
"Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles."
"Girls vs Guys How come that when a women sleeps with a bunch of guys, she is considered a slut but when a man does it, he is considered gay?"
"Him: Are you perioding? Me: Are you deathwishing?"
"Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."
"I'm not stupid... ""...no! There are only 49 states, cause scientists say Pluto doesn't count."""