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Joke of the Day
"Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients."
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"Restaurant Hostess: ""Sorry about the wait."" Me: ""It's okay, you don't need to apologize for being overweight."""
"What kind of bread always goes wrong? A rye"
"Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader? [removed]"
"I had an omelette with FIVE different types of mushroom this morning. It truly was a Breakfast of Champignons."
"HIM: If you're upset that people think you're weird, have you tried being less weird? ME: [eating ice cream with chopsticks] Yes."
"Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands? They do not sew"
"5 Brazilian dollars sounds like a lot of money... However, with the current exchange rate its only about $1.35 USD"
"What is the best basket ball team ever? The tricera-hops"
"My girlfriend says that small penis isn't that big of a problem But I still think that she shouldn't have one."