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Joke of the Day
"The wifi going down on me is the most action I'm going to get tonight."
Next Joke
"I believe in strict gun control [gun sneaks toward front door] Where do you think you're going at this hour? [gun hangs head & turns around]"
"What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens? A Coo Clucks Clan"
"Islam Is a religion of peace"
"BABY DRINK Q: How do you make a baby drink? A: Stick it in the blender."
"I killed a black guy.... I thought I would get arrest for murder, but I got arrest for impersonating a cop."
"I wonder whether Bankruptcy Court would be more fun if they reversed their Rs like Toys R Us."
"Do you remember how before social media nobody cared what, where and with whom you ate? Still nobody cares."
"The safest place to stand when I hit a golf ball, is directly in front of me.."
"Today my engineering final exam friend please pray for me all is well. hhhhhhhhhh it's joke my wife birth a baby so it's my engineering"