122593

Joke of the Day

"The wifi going down on me is the most action I'm going to get tonight."

"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? Their, they're, there"

"What do Grateful Dead fans say when they run out if weed? Who's playing this Shit?"

"Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees."

"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta way"

"My friends won't get margaritas with me anymore because I get drunk & start saying everything is ""mexillent""."

"I'm single with no kids. I don't answer to anyone. ""Meow."" Okay! I'm opening the can now! Please don't shred the toilet paper again!"

"Duck Jokes What do you call a duck addicted to crack? A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack? Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car? His windshield was quacked."

"Who called it a ""backpack"" and not, ""the sexiest way to deliver bees to an ex."""

"What do you call spanish suicide squad ? Homicide hombres"