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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bread always goes wrong? A rye"
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"I was up all night wondering, if you get fired at the Unemployment Office, do you just switch to the other side of the desk?"
"I saw a church's sign say ""God is my Facebook."" Does that mean two men can poke each other on God?"
"Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside"
"Reddit is like my ex. The biggest time waster ever."
"What do you call a vegetable that's kinda cool? Rad-ish."
"The minimum wage in Canada is 9 compliments an hour"
"If I ever have a heart attack, I'm deleting my internet history before I call an ambulance. Better safe than sorry."
"Dark humour is like food not everybody gets it."
"What do you call someone sexually attracted to plants? A ChloroPhile"