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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands? They do not sew"

"What is Beethoven doing in his grave? He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone."

"Yesterday I saw a girl driving next to me while texting on her phone... I was so disgusted by her irresponsible driving that I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."

"The only reason I ever get any women is because of who I am A rapist."

"Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim? A: Mohammered."

"Do cats like Deadmau5? I mean he is a mouse himself, but maybe they like the concept?"

"What do you call a gay Jamaican? A Pokemon."

"Obama's announcement Today, President Obama announced that, after January 20th, the official title of ""U.S. Government"" will be changed to include quotation marks around Government."

"I just bought sunglasses off of the black market The trade was very shady."

"What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut? ctrl + C"