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"Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader? [removed]"
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"What is the longest word in the English language? Nina: What is the longest word in the English language? SoSA: SMILES: becoz there is a mile between the first and last letters!"" :P"
"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'd like a beer"" And the second says, ""I'd like rum"" They didn't wanna get H20. They were in flint."
"What's the difference between ISIS and a piece of shit? I don't know any difference either."
"A man walks into a bar. Ouch."
"In my defense, they should have been more specific about which part of the restaurant I was supposed to ""Drive Thru"""
"How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? 10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better."
"What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan? Finding a baby in two trashcans."
"My co-worker just dropped this on me, thought I share. What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy? Neighbor"
"What does a Disneyland ride and Viagra have in common? You have to wait one hour for a 3 minute ride."