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Joke of the Day

"I had an omelette with FIVE different types of mushroom this morning. It truly was a Breakfast of Champignons."

"Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow"

"A Mexican with a raging erection walks into a wall. What part hits the wall first? The lawnmower."

"What do you do when you come across Santa on New Years Eve? You wipe it off and apologize."

"A black man walks into a bar ""Can you imagine that nigga's face when the judge believes my testimony?"" - a policeman told his friend"

"What is the one thing you don't want to hear during sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"I just fell backwards off a stool trying to get the last few crumbs from a Pringles can into my mouth if anyone needs a wife or something."

"What does Harry Potter call his penis? His Magic Johnson."

"How do you know your girlfriend is too young for you? You have to make airplane noises to put your dick in her mouth"

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Becomes he only CUMS once a year"