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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend says that small penis isn't that big of a problem But I still think that she shouldn't have one."

"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Bob"

"My butt was set on fire while I was out with my girlfriend It was really ember-ass-ing."

"I don't understand why Taylor Swift has removed all of her music from streaming services You can stream Taylor Swift anytime you want just by turning on the radio"

"Where does the little king keep his little armies? Up his little sleevies."

"Why did the blonde...... Why did the blonde fuck the mexican? Because the teacher told her to do an ese'!"

"I skipped the 9 puns and killed the last one. That's a pun in ten dead."

"What do you call two pears? A pair."

"Someone just tweeted something vague that made me think a celeb had died so I googled ""dead."" No dice! Thank god---hang in there, celebs!"

"Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company"