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"Schrodinger's cat jokes never get old well, they do, but, they don't"
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"My favorite one liner Using single ply toilet paper is the best way of getting in touch with your inner self."
"what's the difference between my television and my wife? my friends wait til i'm home to use my television"
"My phone froze while looking at porn at work. The 4k quality is just too much of a load."
"I like my women like I like my chocolate. With nuts."
"""and this blood shall be called A+"" all the other blood types: ""k wow we're like right here"""
"Went to glasses shop to check my eyes,the worker told me I had estigmatism,I googled it.... Because I was blind on the subject."
"Jeb Bush told a joke. Please laugh."
"Operator: 911 Me: My wife is going into labor, what do I do? O: Relax sir, is this her first born? Me: No, this is her husband."
"Roma menstruation Q. What's the best thing about a Gypsy on her period? A. When you finger her you get your palm red for free."