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Joke of the Day

"Roma menstruation Q. What's the best thing about a Gypsy on her period? A. When you finger her you get your palm red for free."

"What goes ""Hahahahaha...*thud*""? Someone laughing their head off"

"What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !"

"My wife is playing hard to get. Rid of."

"Where is the best place to buy chicken broth? at the stock market"

"How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub."

"What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ? Making sure that no Juan hears you."

"Confucius say, man who fart in church. Sit in own pew."

"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" ""David"" ""David who?"" ""Dad you only have one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."""

"What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard? ""The loser was 'thore'"""