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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my chocolate. With nuts."
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"An impotent man... ... named his dick Magikarp. Because it's useless and can only splash."
"Why do failing college girls always screw their professors? Cause they want the D."
"Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee? 'Cause they hate the French press"
"[Enter password: ] MyPeeeeeeeeenis [Error: password too long] *high fives my laptop right off the desk*"
"""My eyes are up here"" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out."
"Seriously wondering how many times is it appropriate to say ""What?"" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?"
"What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend? ""Umami!"""
"So did you hear about the brother and sister that got married? They opened up an incesteraunt."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh."