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Joke of the Day

"My favorite one liner Using single ply toilet paper is the best way of getting in touch with your inner self."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"I was expelled from school for masturbating in the showers The teachers said I ruined the trip to Auschwitz"

"What has four legs and yells ""Hodi doh, hodi doh?"" Two black guys trying to catch an elevator."

"What does one strawberry say to the other? ""Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"""

"Why can't you keep Jews in jail? They eat lox!"

"What do many Asian guys have that's hairy, got two balls, and is smaller than average? A penis."

"Why are female golfers better than male golfers? Because they swing both ways"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside!"

"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a kidney bean on my face."