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Joke of the Day

"Jeb Bush told a joke. Please laugh."

"I told my girlfriend to give me the worst handjob ever. I was surprised she could pull it off."

"Man walks into a zoo. There was only one animal. It was a dog. It's a shitzu."

"Live Laugh Love Qstn:Why was there dancing at the barbers'? And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o"

"What did the pineapple say to the coconut? Pina Colada!"

"Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon. 10 gigs for $80 a month"

"It seems a little insensitive for Batman movies to be rated PG"

"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? [Jimmy Carr Jokes](http://thatswhatwedo.iobad.com/post/859629085/jimmy-carr-jokes)"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how in the hell did they get in there?"

"Three decades of playing Tetris have apparently not improved our nation's ability to stow overhead luggage."