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"Knuckle tats: (I)(M)(H)(U)(N)(G)(R)(Y)"
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"Backache Darren This is a joke I wrote before I discovered reddit. I shall link to it thusly: http://vulpes-aurum.deviantart.com/art/Backache-Darren-149248532"
"This election feels like Tim Burton was writing and directing it and halfway through Quentin Tarantino took over."
"I'm the Babe Ruth of the toilet I always get the runs"
"Two condoms are walking down a street. A gay bar appears. One condom says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""
"Do you guys remember Helen Keller jokes? What's your favorite one? I'll go. Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's a woman."
"I think my new neighbor is a rapist, but that's because I say, ""...said the rapist."" after every one of his sentences."
"So if Lucy died 3.2 million years ago after falling from a tree... ...does that qualify her for a Darwin award?"
"i'm really good at practicing how to pronounce something on a fancy menu for 10 minutes, then cracking under pressure and saying ""that one."""
"Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you."