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Joke of the Day
"Knuckle tats: (I)(M)(H)(U)(N)(G)(R)(Y)"
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"I hate the alphabet so much... I'm thinking about burning an F or G."
"What's Gemma Teller's favorite herb? Taragon"
"""I couldn't love anyone like you,"" I told my wife. ""Aw, thanks,"" she blushed. I'm glad she didn't understand me."
"Cop pulls over bad driver Cop- sir do you realize how badly you were switching lanes? Guy- sorry officer, I'm drunk af Cop-that's not a valid reason to let your girlfriend drive the car"
"How do you know when your at a gay barbecue? When all the hot dogs taste like shit."
"How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar? If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well."
"Chivalry is just the study of green onions right?"
"My buddy told me he was having sex with twins... I asked how do you tell them apart? He said, ""Her brother has a mustache"""
"What do you call a Mexican who is high? A Baked Bean!"