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Joke of the Day

"You know that pain which starts at your hip, runs down your leg, out the front door,and goes across the street to the bus stop... I've that."

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"Looking for an Australian joke! I saw it yesterday. I only remember the last line was ""bummer man""."
"Knock knock... **Knock Knock** Who's there? **Interrupting Cow.** Interrupting Cow who? **Moo...... FUCK!**"
"But were you called ""dream wife"" on the internet today? Oh, you were. By the same guy? I see."
"Bernie Sanders"
"On a flight I asked the guy behind me if he minded me reclining my seat. He said he did. It really put my back up."
"Him: Mm girl, back that ass up. Me: Like on iCloud or something?"
"I've just sold some glass rockets to Kim Jong Un. I hope he's pleased with his new, clear weapons."
"CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth."
"The 15YO turns 16 today. Getting him a cake in the shape of a massive increase in our auto insurance premiums."