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Joke of the Day
"Chivalry is just the study of green onions right?"
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"Rejecting someone by saying ""you deserve someone better"" is a fun way to let a person know you'd rather insult yourself than to date them."
"It's bikini season, so you're allowed to shoot bikinis as long as you have a permit."
"Have you heard about ISIS's new inflatable sex dolls They blow themselves up."
"Why is. Dr.Dre's Headphones so popular? Beats me."
"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Slaves... Free."
"What's that one place in Thailand called? Ahh Phuket. Nevermind."
"Newtown's First Law (OC) Newtown's First Law: For every crisis, there is an opportunistic power-grab by the government to trade freedom for 'security'."
"Why do Italian men wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."
"Freeze a regular Snickers bar for the satisfying CRUNCH of all your front teeth breaking at once."