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Joke of the Day
"What's Gemma Teller's favorite herb? Taragon"
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"Q: Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt? A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform."
"What is the easiest way to know if a rabbit is homosexual? His carrot smells like shit"
"What is the legendary chemical? HO-OH (Hydrogen Peroxide)"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (From u/cherryslurpee) I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!"
"WEDDINGH NIGHT What is long and hard and a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name"
"I feel like a taco salad is the worst way to eat a taco, and yet, the best way to eat a salad."
"What drink does hitler hate the most? Juice"
"What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages? Peter Parkinsons"