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Joke of the Day
"I hate the alphabet so much... I'm thinking about burning an F or G."
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"That one. ""that one."" says a booy. ""what do you mean?"" says another boy. ""oh, i was just answering your question."" ""what question?"" ""i already told you."""
"Really, auto correct, you don't recognize curse words? Grow the fuvk up."
"You know, it occurs to me that my ceiling fan is inherently indecisive... Any time I ask it a question, it only ever responds with ""HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"""
"Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink? Space Bars"
"Hey, Can I take you to Hogwarts? Because I'm 9 and 3/4."
"People laugh cos I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"
"I hope puns are okay. If you live downwind from a milk processing plant, everything smells like dairy air."
"Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible? They've got no Seoul."
"What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute"