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Joke of the Day

"My buddy told me he was having sex with twins... I asked how do you tell them apart? He said, ""Her brother has a mustache"""

"I heard this one from a crotchety old guy at Dunks yesterday What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire? Bernadette!"

"People who actually put that movie theater ""butter"" on their popcorn should be ineligible for healthcare."

"How do you make holes in a fire? With a fire drill."

"I used to work in mysterious ways. Now I just don't work."

"Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Running down the motor-way, A lorr-ie comes the other-way, Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Splat-Man!"

"How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself."

"If you have Spotify on your Ipad... then technically you're ""having your period""."

"[NSFW] What's the difference between a woman and a Fridge? A Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! -Noahpra"