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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your at a gay barbecue? When all the hot dogs taste like shit."
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"Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks."
"*stands up in the middle of a quiet library* FAKE NOODLES ARE CALLED IM-PASTAS"
"Why is Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight."
"It's like ""society"" expects you to wear ""different clothes"" every day."
"Need help with your math homework? Visit mcdonalds.com/careers"
"How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box."
"When Yoshi gets sick from eating too many goombas, what procedure should Dr. Mario conduct? A Nintendoscopy!"
"I heard diaria is hereditary It runs through your jeans"
"I'm glad you all tweeted mean stuff at me because I've changed my mind. On everything! Congrats! You did it!"