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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who got his entire left side of his body mauled off by a bear? He's all right now."

"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant."

"Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?"

"On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies? :)"

"I never understand women. One minute they love guys who play the guitar, one minute they are chasing me out of the women's restroom."

"""Eighty-seven percent of people think lasers are friggin' awesome."" - Pew Pew Pew Research Center"

"Food is like Dark Humor Not everyone gets it!"

"My 1 year old doesn't laugh when I fart. I can only hope his sense of humor grows more sophisticated with time..."

"What was Hitler favorite TV show? The Amazing Race"

"Note to self: Do NOT try shopping for a pearl necklace online. Ever. Again."