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Joke of the Day

"What was Hitler favorite TV show? The Amazing Race"

"Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!"

"What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully? Don't you Leia finger on her"

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

"Hey, Jose! How many of our friends do you see? Just Juan."

"Doctor: ""Sir, the results are in. I'm afraid you have a serious case of 80s Rock Bands Alzheimer's"" Patient: ""Oh my god. What is the cure??!"""

"What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee? Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee."

"You know a girl is too young for you... If you have to make the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth Credit: Jimmy Carr"

"met the cutest girl today. her eyes were gentle, like the light from a phone screen and her smile glowed, like the light from a phone screen"

"Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight? There was bad beef between them"