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Joke of the Day

"On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies? :)"

"How to eat French fries: 1) Eat all the good ones. 2) Leave the yucky ones and feel superior. 3) Wait 5 minutes. 4) Eat all the yucky ones."

"Twitter yesterday: We are outraged about the lion! Twitter today: We are outraged about the outrage about the lion!"

"how do you kill two priests toss a small boy between them and watch them fight to the death. The winner has to fight Michael Jackson"

"Today a feminist asked me 'how I view lesbian relationships?' Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer.."

"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."

"My friend has a real bad drug habit Its so bad i found him snorting shake and vac off my carpet last night.............he is clean now."

"if we know your religion, stance on gun control & how many kids you have just by looking at your car, you have way too many bumper stickers"

"What do you call a piece of poo that assualts you in the ocean? A shart attack"

"What do you call a Muslim Elvis Impersonator? Alam Shookup."