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Joke of the Day

"On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies? :)"

"Q: What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake? A: It's not my fault."

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"What's the difference between a bum and a crust punk Patches ;D"

"Did you hear what the Kathmandu? He Baghdad so he could Bangkok"

"Touching story There is a boy and girl, the boy touched the girl, girl touched the boy. What a touching story."

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!"

"Hey baby, there's a party in my pants. And urine.. ...Vited."

"I said, should we go to my place? She said, ""Come to my house tomorrow, no ones gonna be home. "" I went to her house. No one was there."

"Why did the cat go to the doctors? Because it wasn't feline well"