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Joke of the Day

"Food is like Dark Humor Not everyone gets it!"

"My friend got jailed for six months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building. Turns out that they were the firemen."

"""I'm sorry I'm legally not allowed to take more than 3 passengers."" *runs through 4 red lights going 15 miles over the speed limit.*"

"Everybody has their own circle of friends. Yet the police still want to refer to mine as a ring'."

"What do you call pasta with alzheimers? forgetti"

"If you've never gotten out of the shower and dried off with paper towels, you probably do your laundry more often than I do."

"It's so weird to think that nothing before the invention of pics happened."

"My friends tell me that I'm a sociopath, but I don't care what they think."

"How to make friends with girls... Ask them to be your girlfriend."

"I don't know where you got your face from but i hope you have the receipt."