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Joke of the Day
"Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?"
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"James calls a doc for help... Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? James: Nope. It's her husband!"
"I killed my twin because she wouldn't admit that she was the evil one."
"What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank? One Alpha Fish."
"What is the square root of 69? Eight something. Get it?"
"Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics? Because they're all in the US"