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Joke of the Day
"What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms."
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"The cleaning people unplugged my radio and lost my settings, so I'm shooting fingernail clippings all over my office floor to punish them."
"Why is Divorce so Expensive? Because it's worth it."
"Greece just demanded royalties from all countries in the world for using democracy ""As for Russia, they don't have to pay us anything""- Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras clarified earlier today."
"If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I'm having sex. Probably with the other sock."
"What do Donald trump and the Internet have in common? They're two of the worlds most powerful tools."
"""mainstream"" = ""white people found out"""
"Why does Jesus eat at Benihana? Because he loves miso!"
"What do you tell a nazi with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told Richard Spencer twice!"
"What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub? You throw in some laundry and detergent."