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Joke of the Day

"What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms."

"I wonder if Jesus would have been as popular if his name was Eric."

"(NSFW?) What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in"

"Came up with this when I was 8, have mercy. What do you call a crazy person on the moon? A lunartic."

"Lotta single women are getting a ""What's up?"" text right now."

"Doctor: Are you on any antidepressants? Me: You mean like nachos? Yes."

"*helping son with math problem* [hour later] JUST WRITE 75 GODDAMMIT!"

"There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter."

"Just snipped off a toddler's faux-hawk while his mom was in the bathroom at Starbucks, because I give a shit about the future."

"The Nintendo 64 turned 18 today Now you can legally blow the cartridges."