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Joke of the Day
"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant."
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"Let my son leave the house today wearing a striped shirt and plaid shorts. I'm done, he's natural selections problem now."
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"I used to steal jokes. I still do, but I used to, too."
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"[to the secretary before I go in for job interview] ""when the music starts, hit this button and that will activate the fog machine"""
"Here's the joke: I'm bad at insinuating. A*hem*, I **said** I'm bad at insinuating!"
"What are the best white people jokes you have?"