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Joke of the Day

"What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur??? Allahsaurus!"

"I once had sex with a frog... it was ribbiting!"

"What happened to the Marine that took a laxative? He was relieved of doodie."

"After an attempted mugging a few months ago I started carrying a knife Now my muggings are much more successful!"

"Phone Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond! Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!"

"Tomorrow I am going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy got"

"I've now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567"

"I already know what I want to be when I get older.. Younger"

"It's not right to make fun of the French It's not like theey can defend themselves anyway."

"As Sitting Bull said to the mermaid . . . ""How?"""