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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the Marine that took a laxative? He was relieved of doodie."
Next Joke
"Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. ""Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years"" says the doctor. ""What happened?"" asked Harry ""You ran face first into a wall."""
"What I hate most about this sub: -When people include the title in the first line."
"I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity. It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything."
"I used to be afraid of gardening... ...but then I decided to grow a pear."
"I hate it when people call me contrary. I am *not* contrary!"
"At the school for the hearing impaired... ...no one can hear you scream!"
"What do you call a sophisticated American? Canadian"
"Why you shouldn't ask Napoleon for money He's a bit short"
"""I'd hit that""- me, to rock bottom"