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Joke of the Day

"I've now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567"

"murderers are my pet peeve. im a real chill dude until i get murdered, then you better be prepared to have some sarcasm thrown your way"

"Rohypnol......."

"Your car keys will always be in the same pocket as the hand that's carrying 6 bags of groceries. Always."

"A good day for a bad boy is talking a good girl into a bad decision."

"I can turn water into Kool-Aid. Your move Jesus."

"Why are people so impressed with voice control? Women have been around for 100,000 years"

"So i was sitting on the toilet today... Nah it's a shit joke, nevermind"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot."

"A blonde, brunette, and a red head walk into a bar Wow, these are great binoculars!"