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Joke of the Day
"What did the Nazi doctor tell his fully dilated patient.? Just one more putsch."
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"Ted: ""Dad, why don't I have a middle name?"" Dad: ""Actually son, Ted is your middle name. Your first name is Adop"""
"Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits."
"*arrives in hell* *Hey Ya starts playing* haha nice love this song *song ends* ... *Hey Ya starts playing* wait no"
"Father's Day was probably an awkward day in the Jesus household"
"My mom just replied to my text with ""K."" Whooooaaa busy lady, is there some emergency over on FarmVille?"
"They say it takes talent to keep making movies after 50 Apparently they haven't said this to Steven Seagal"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He knew he'd be remembered for it."
"One thing that Trump's supporters love most about him is his authenticity... Unfortunately, he also embodies the most dangerous example of inauthenticity: the combover."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. Jk rowling"