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Joke of the Day
"It's not right to make fun of the French It's not like theey can defend themselves anyway."
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"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A Pokemon."
"Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan? Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on??"
"What does a data scientist do after an heavy lunch? A pie shart."
"My dog: wasn't me Me: I know My dog: honest It wasn't me Me: it's ok really My dog: [chip packet still on her head] I think the kid ate them"
"Soon-Yi Previn. Not the first Asian chick to have a secret woody..."
"Superwife! Gets pissed faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than your longest friendships. Leaps your decisions in a single bound."
"Husband wanted me to go hunting today. He bought me the cutest brown outfit and a cute lil hat, you know with the fake antl..wait a minute"
"That's the story about a penguin breathing by his ass One-day he sit and dye"
"Hey girl, are you an overdue library book? Cuz I'm gonna stuff you in the back of my car then forget about you"