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Joke of the Day
"I already know what I want to be when I get older.. Younger"
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"What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ''Tim hurt one monkey... he feels bad."""
"The most annoying thing about being a 1.6 meters male is that when I step on money I'm always short on cash."
"TIL it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom. But not twice."
"Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background."
"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench... ...when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun has a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."
"Exchanging sexual favors for karma Humpvotes"
"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way."
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"What kind of beef are you most likely to catch masturbating? Stroganoff"