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Joke of the Day

"I already know what I want to be when I get older.. Younger"

"Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work? Well, it worked with the slaves."

"Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that sir? Professor: Positive."

"Why did the fly eat all of the butter? He wanted to become a butterfly!"

"I like my jokes like I like my burgers. Cheesy."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into a woman's ass"

"I think Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station."

"The cops showed up earlier saying my dog was chasing some kid on a bike.. I was like that's ridiculous, my dog can't ride a bike"

"What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons? Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)"

"I bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.."