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Joke of the Day
"As Sitting Bull said to the mermaid . . . ""How?"""
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"Everything England has accomplished has been bettered by other nations - rugby, cricket and now at football... Even the Russians have better hooligans than us."
"A seven year old girl goes to subway and orders a footlong Jared delivers"
"What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uni-ball"
"Still wondering if Rick Astley gives up anything for Lent."
"So, being ironically stupid is funny... But being an Ironic Sociopathic Murderer is still being a murderer? I'll never get people sometimes."
"Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!"
"[blind date] OK don't let her know you're a remote control ""Your eyes are beau- *sinks into seat crevice, lost for weeks* DAMMIT NOT AGAIN"
"The Post Script by Adeline Extra"
"Jokes are like frogs... they die when you dissect them"