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Joke of the Day
"I am a Amish man with no access to the internet, AMA Did you even read the title?"
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"I wanted to be a feminist for Halloween... ...but a fat suit is out of my budget."
"Whats the difference between a lesbian and a wheat-thin? Ones a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."
"What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes? Fine. They will just be burnt on one side."
"What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses ""Dancing With the Stars""? ""I was robbed"" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself."
"What do you do if you see a space man? (my favorite one liner ever) you park your car in it, man"
"Two old ladies sitting in a doctor's office in Florida... The one says to the other, ""I can't see, I can't hear anything and I can barely walk. Thank God I can still drive."""
"I quit my job at the helium factory today I won't stand to be spoke to in that tone of voice"
"I just deleted all the German names from my phone's contacts. Now it's hans free."
"*couple's marriage begins to fall apart* *marriage counselor blows on them like an N64 cartridge* Okay how about now"