3147

Joke of the Day

"What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses ""Dancing With the Stars""? ""I was robbed"" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself."

"Did you hear about the two deaf men who walked into a bar? Neither did they."

"A son says to his father... A son says to his father ""Dad, I forget. Am I awesome or fantastic?"" The father replies ""No son, you're autistic."""

"I wonder if God ever looks down at the waste I've made of my life and thinks to himself, ""He should have been an opossum."""

"Did you hear about the farmer who's wife left him? She left him a ""John Deere"" letter"

"What is Fido the dog's favorite part of a tree? Bark! What is his favorite canine? Wolf! How does he like his sex? Ruff!"

"Pimple Be Like Pimple : Where Are You Going ?? Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!"

"When you date someone you either end up breaking up with them or marrying them... ...And either way you end up unhappy."

"""Use a spongebob quote to describe your sex life"" ""Are you ready kids?"""

"Some patients are going to die, & you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being an extremely bad chiropractor."