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Joke of the Day

"Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?"

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"Risky behavior in my 20s involved sex drugs & alcohol. At 30, ""risky"" is eating spicy food after 9pm and not lifting w/ my knees."
"What's a buddhists favourite curry? Chicken karma"
"Her: Babe! Be careful! The stove is hot! Me winking and leaning on the stove: You're Hot, Baby. 911: What's your emergency?"
"Why did the brother octopi look so alike? They were itentacle twins."
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dislexia."
"*whispers softly* ""...is there a King Latifa"""
"Yesterday i accidentally cut off the left side of my body! Im all right now."
"Obviously the Asian gentleman I saw flush the urinal with a karate kick doesn't mind perpetuating stereotypes."
"What is dog x dog? Puppy dog."