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Joke of the Day

"What's a buddhists favourite curry? Chicken karma"

"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."

"I did a theatrical performance about puns.. Really it was just a play on words."

"*at psychic reading* Psychic: you probably think you're wasting your time Me: Ooh you're good"

"Relationship status: The pizza is late and I'm worried"

"I hate when I wake up at night, look at the clock and go right back to sleep. Essentially my body is just waking me up to do math."

"With Airlines stocks having crashed. I can't decide between paying for two extra bags or buying half the company."

"Hi, Faithbook! itfs Mike Tyson"

"So Nickelback walks into a bar... [xpost from r/funny] There's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny."

"Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher? He only had one pupil."