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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday i accidentally cut off the left side of my body! Im all right now."
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"How to open a letter: 1. Carefully remove seal 2. Slide your finger unde--okay the seal is back GET THAT SEAL OUT OF THE ROOM NO SEALS ALLO"
"What does Vincent say when he's annoyed at someone? Fuck Gogh"
"What do you call a man with 3 testicles? Whodyanickabollockoff"
"I got peanut butter on my camera Now every picture is a jif"
"What's scary, yellow, almost no eyes, has TONS of hair, and is constantly threatening to kill me if I don't suck it's dick? My Korean girlfriend."
"Why are men better swimmers than women they are part sperm"
"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is a little heavier and the other is a little lighter."
"spraypainting ""CHEATER"" on my car to make it look like im sexually active"
"[AMA request] A person living in an electricity-free Amish community."