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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dislexia."
Next Joke
"I'm really regretting getting that discount circumcision... ...it was a total rip-off!"
"My girlfriend just called me old fashioned. I almost dropped my Walkman."
"Darth Vader The first black guy to admit he's a father"
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, Man."
"What type of cheese is strong? Shredded cheese."
"Give a man religion... ...and he will die praying for a fish"
"What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket... ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out."