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Joke of the Day
"What is dog x dog? Puppy dog."
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"I slashed my Postal Delivery Driver's tires today I wanted to be sure *all* of my last minute packages had flat rate shipping."
"How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam? She passed with frying crullers."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So nobody confuses them with feminists"
"Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it."
"My friends say I have a gambling addiction... I bet I don't."
"If hillary wins, trump supporters can at least take solice in 1 fact. Bill clinton is going to be the first lady."
"An Irishman and Two British men Walk into a bar......."
"What does a raven bring on an airplane? A carri-on bag"