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Joke of the Day

"What is the Free Syrian Army's favourite Western Song I DON'T CARE...ALAWITE I DON'T CARE.."

"How much poutine was left after the hockey game? Nunavet"

"me: *tries to help old lady cross the street* old lady: I have a boyfriend."

"Why do squirrels have bushy tails? To keep their nuts warm."

"Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web."

"Bob Dylan's singing sounds like me insisting I'm okay to drive."

"Have you heard the best dad joke? He was the groom's father. Not part of the joke: Yes I made that up in the shower this morning."

"I think sitting on an airplane is the most exhausting type of sitting."

"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"Why is Harry Potter better than Jews? He made it out of the chamber."