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Joke of the Day
"me: *tries to help old lady cross the street* old lady: I have a boyfriend."
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"In light of recent events... ...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He'd be a great *switch* hitter."
"Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger? Because it's all relative."
"What did the cheeseburger name her daughter? Patty."
"Greek yogurt Its just not as rich as it was before"
"I would like to think money won't change me, but I won $5 on a scratch-off lottery ticket and immediately bought name brand aluminum foil."
"What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs? A prop comic"
"What do you get if you combine your mom and a giraffe? A fat giraffe"
"Text your dad ""egg salad sandwich"" four times in one day. He'll probably think his phone is broken."
"""Ok welcome to ask stupid questions club. Any questions?"" Is this ask stupid questions club? ""You're now the leader of this club"" What club?"