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Joke of the Day
"How much poutine was left after the hockey game? Nunavet"
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"A Jewish child needs some money So he asks his father, ""Father, may I have fifty dollars?"" The father says ""Fifty dollars?! What do you need forty dollars for? I don't even have thirty dollars!"""
"Tony Abbot Nuff' said"
"Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman? He had allure."
"My family seemed kinda happy that the rice I made yesterday fell on the floor before I could serve it tonight."
"I used to think it was cool to be into guys 10+ years my senior but turns out all they want to do is talk about tv shows I never watched"
"You ever pump your gas slowly on purpose so no one realizes you only had $3 on you"
"If a man was born in England raised in America and died in Spain what does that make him? Dead."
"I'm like a bike... My girlfriend never rides me."
"Best joke I've heard in a while 63071"