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Joke of the Day
"Bob Dylan's singing sounds like me insisting I'm okay to drive."
Next Joke
"What does a forward thinking person say? wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
"What did one gay man say to the other gay man in the gay bar? Stand up and I'll push your stool in. Yeah it's gross."
"My Easter wish is for Paul Simon to finally turn cannibal, if only because I'm beyond ready for him to record ""Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover"""
"If I had $1 every time somebody called me a racist... Black people would rob me!"
"I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid... ...but my parents told me the sky was the limit."
"You see me driving 'round town with your Alzheimer's mom and she's like, forget you."
"Some of you are like family to me. I don't want you calling me either."
"Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')"
"What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop? One with everything"